Welcome to New Jersey. This is going to be terrifyingly boring.

I’m pretty sure this is basically how every Homewood Suites looks.

Room with sofa, chair, desk, and coffee table.

Bed is good enough. Plenty of outlets near the bed.

Generic bathroom. If you’re staying here with someone else, this part of the bathroom is in the bedroom area with no door. The toilet and shower are separate and have a door, but this part doesn’t.

So there it is, the most dull hotel review for a very dull hotel. It was perfectly adequate for what I needed. Clean and quite. Good enough. I would stay here again.